Declan sees Mommy...OH NO SHE'S GUNNA GIT MEH!!
Declan crawls like the angel of doom is sittin' in his rear view mirror. Zoomin all over the floor, dodging left, dodging right...pauses is she still coming...
AHHHHH SHE IS RAIT DERE!! Mommy's closing in for the catch....PANICS...The hysterics set in!
Mommy goes for the catch...*grabs* SUCCESS! AIEEEEE, NOOOO she's *hahahahaha* *heeeeeeee* GOT MEH!
Pulled in..done for...ARGHHHHH...oh wait, still laughing. A sweeeeet bit of cuddle in defeat. If he was corn - he'd be cuddle corn, If it was rainin' out side we'd call this part a cuddle of mud, or, instead of a cow pie, we'd call it a cuddle pie or...en queso emergency I pray to cheesus...annnnd where did that come from brain?
Declan progresses to next target...locked in...Ramble examines his hunter....
Ballistic glass keeps hunter from tearing apart helpless fluff ball. Ramble sleeps easy.
Lucy examines hunter. Ponders how lovely bride gave birth to such a sweet-titan-baby-beast. Also rests easy knowing ballistic glass keep her and annoying-litter-mate-brother-poop-head-Ramble safe. *waves goodbye to grammar*
Declan examines clone...
Attacks mirror clone...tastes like cold...and glass...and "hey is that the pea, spinach apple mix from dinner?" Lucy looks away. Watching human sweet baby-titan-beast attack self...too much to un see...too much...kiss kiss bang bang.
Declan ceases efforts to gnaw on doppelganger Declan. Lucy examines drool marks on inside of door...self reflects "I knew it! humans slobber and wipe teh noses on doors too!"
And that ladies and gentlemen, is my big old bucket of thanks for today. Every night I get to play and have fun with my sweet sweet baby-titan-beast (good word lucy!) and hot-sexy-yum-yum wife!
--Big Daddy Tree
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